ANTHONY ALONGI is a fantastically good-looking, talented writer who doesn't deserve his fantastically good-looking wife, the gifted writer MaryJanice Davidson (the NY Times Best-Selling UNDEAD & UNWED series, the USA Today Best-Selling SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES, etc.).  He spends far too much time playing card games and doesn't appreciate said gifted wife, though he does make a mean bacon dinner and did manage to stumble through Carleton College and Harvard University.  He directs Minnesota's Dislocated Worker program, which helps laid-off workers get their next great job.  His interests include annoying his beautiful wife, chasing his children around the house, and writing his wife's bio.

 

MARYJANICE DAVIDSON ALONGI (the "Alongi" is silent) is a wonderful woman who completely deserves her husband.  Her interests include inserting her own bio into her husband's, and that's about it.